Category Archive: Jane-isms

Notes from Jerk off Jane, about guided masturbation phone sex, phonesex, masturbation and lots more!

Jerk off with Jane Guide by Jane -Janegasms – Let’s use toys!

Depending on your perspective sometimes a little anal stimulation is a big turn off or a big turn on.     Open you mind to the idea and you might find that a lil something in that tight ass of yours will bring your orgasm to entirely new heights!!

As part of achieving a Janegasm I often guide a caller through letting his finger tease at that tight hole, guys are many times surprised when they first slip their finger in at the way it makes their cock jerk, makes them harder and harder…

The next step is to slip something bigger up there…   If you have the toys there let me know.    It is sometimes best to start with a small butt plug and then work up to something larger.    I can walk you through easing the butt plug in and then the ultimate orgasm a Janegasm.

Jane’s Reviews!

Jerking with Jane is a private but great guided masturbation phone sex experience!     Check out theses YouTube vidoes posted by many of my recent customers!   Some guys are bold and speak right up!    Some are a bit shy and creative!    But all of them love Jane!

Here’s the deal.    I love when my fans do YouTube videos, telling all how much they love to Jerk off with Jane!      Each time you do a video that I can post on my YouTube channel – you get fifteen minutes added to your next call!

William is one of my most interesting callers!    Check out William – he loves Jane so much – he did TWO videos! This one from Vegas!!

guided masturbation phone sex reviews on you tube

 

 

Do you know Jane?

Who is Jerk off Jane?   I am Jane – I am a professional phone sex operator with over fifteen years experience guiding  hundreds of thousands of men through stroking their cock, jerking off and orgasming hard!  I have even named an orgasm after my much perfected technique – called the Janegasm.    Dont be shy call me soon to find out more!

I have a full time career in another field, but my pleasure and my fun hobby is my side business, my phone sex business.   I make it my business to make sure your orgasms are the best!      As the expert on guided stroking, I will make sure you will orgasm like never before.     I have hundreds of stroking techniques, great breathing techniques and the ability to hold you on the edge!

Jerk off Instructions by Jane

What else do you want to know? Just ask!!

You cum, I cum, We cum together!

Yes, making you cum makes me horny! I frequently cum with my callers, my fingers starting at my nipples and working down to my pussy as you stroke your cock.

The big questions are:

  1. Do you want me to cum first so you can hear me?
  2. Do you prefer we cum at the same time?
  3. Do you want me to cum twice – once so you can hear me and again with you?

Just let me know at the beginning of our call…

Confidentiality and Phone Sex!

phone sex is privateAll Phone Sex calls to Jane are private and confidential. Our billing records are private and can only be released when presented with a court order from appropriate jurisdiction. No written records or notes are kept for any call beyond those required as part of the billing process.  No tracking or recording is retained for any cam sessions.  In summary what we talk about or do on cam is private between two consenting adults.

Beyond billing records there are no information to subpoena.  Outside of government subpoena power there is and will never be any information released to anyone. It does not matter who you are – I give you my guarantee that no one will ever hear/know about your phone sex calls from me.

Jane Challenged!!

So Jimmy called me today!!  He turned the Jism Challenge around on me! Jimmy has taken the Jane Jism Challenge a few times and successfully stayed on the edge for for long lengths of time, cumming wildly as I guided him to a great Janegasm. Jimmy also has a few fleshlights and we sometimes use them too and he cums like crazy!!

Today, Jimmy turned the Jism Challenge on me!!     I was watching a porn that a customer sent and the phone rang and Jimmy spoke… “Jane, I have been trying something new, I have not cum in 5 days…   I am going to NOT cum till the 7th day, this is your challenge – do you think I can hold out?”

“oh Jimmy, I am so horny today already…   I will make you cum and cum with you”, I replied :)

Well, I came hard… but Jimmy resisted all my efforts and held off.    I just know when he calls on Tuesday he is going to have a Janegasm!

How to Jerk off Guide by Jane – Prepare for your call!

Attaining the ultimate orgasm – a Janegasm… will blow your mind. Attaining a Janegasm requires concentrating fully on your cock, no other muscle except some slight movement in your hands and arms should have any strain – this allows you to fully place all of your energy on your orgasm.

This makes call preparation very important! When you call have your lube ready, be all nekkid and relaxed. If you have a headset use it, or a cordless phone with a small pillow to prop it up. Lay back in bed, dim the lights, put on some soft music or keep everything quiet. Get a towel (or something to wipe up the cum) and leave it by your side.

Relaxing every muscle is important, sometimes tight hamstrings or tight hips make you strain to open your legs wide for full access. Take extra pillows and use them under your knees as you bend your knees up and open widely so they just relax easily open. If you need more than one pillow under each knee feel free to use more, or roll up a blanket. The point is to relax open and comfortably so no muscle works except your cock.

Once you are ready – call me! Your ultimate orgasm is my goal!



Jane’s News of the Day! Age with grace and hard-ons!

Did you know that as many men age ED (Erectile Dysfunction) sometimes becomes a frustrating issue?   I dont think this is a secret, yet something many men do not look forward to our like to admit to.

A study published in the July 2008 issue of The American Journal of Medicine reports that researchers have found that men who had intercourse more often were less likely to develop ED.

Analyzing a five-year study of 989 men aged 55 to 75 years from Pirkanmaa, Finland, the investigators observed that men reporting intercourse less than once per week at baseline had twice the incidence of erectile dysfunction compared with those reporting intercourse once per week. Further, the risk of erectile dysfunction was inversely related to the frequency of intercourse.

The study clearly indicates that regular intercourse protects men from the development of erectile dysfunction, which may, in turn, impact general health and quality of life. The investigators advise clinicians to support the sexual activity of their patients.

Read the full story here…

I have two callers who call at least three times a week.    One is age 86 and the is 88.    They both have healthy and active sex lives with me and others.    One gentleman has a younger girlfriend and the other has a weekly paid date with a lovely high class working girl.    Both have told me they know regular jerking off makes them feel young and vibrant, and both gentlemen say they have friends the same age who havent had the pleasure of orgasms in a long while.

The moral of the story is – Make sure you keep up Jerking off, wanking or fucking the girl next door… the more you do, the more you can do!